Imagine, if.

I rip and tear so get the hell out of here.

Thursday, January 17, 2008 @ 11:39 AM

Now I don’t even know what’s real and what’s not.

I shall reply the tags here.
Xiaobao: YOU ARE FLOODING THE TAG BOARD. Anyway, we didn’t talk behind your back la. Even if we did, it’s all good stuff what. Agree? You very innocent?! who says so la, quite dirty minded what. Hahahs. Really not pain. It’s numb around that area what. Can’t even feel a shit la. TATTOO is crap. (I think zhu’s gonna kill me for saying this)
Xiaozhu: You always sleep during lesson la except Ganbound’s. Yupp, she thinks it’s gross cos we didn’t really do it but sound like we really did. She’s mad. And she says she’s gonna kill herself if we really do it. We have sex and she kill herself, crazy huh?

I’m actually surprised that I can wake up so fucking early since I was out drinking last night. I wasn’t exactly drunk; in fact, I can still walk a little straight. Just that my ears were damn red and I can hear the blood pumping. Block out my hearing system man.

I went to Xiaozhu’s work place to eat for the first time with B. I fetched her to work and then settle myself at a corner to eat my brownie and wait for B to arrive. Damn, she took taking ages to arrive but thank god baby kept popping by to entertain me. Hoegaarder is way better than Tiger. It’s so much sweeter and all. I’m gonna bring H there to try is someday. She’s super busy going for lessons to spice up her sex life. Wtf pls, don’t waste your money la. Just come to me and I’ll teach you all that I know from Leens(my shifu) and I guarantee you that it’s way better than what you’re learning now plus, plus, plus, it’s free!

Alright, so I spent 3 hour plus there drinking myself silly and I swear B looks like a depressed kid esp when she holds that mug of hers. Great wife of mine, she gave me 1 pint of hoegaarden and it’s really HUGE. I drank half a pint earlier on already and I had to drink that 1 pint. I must be drunk after that half cos I thought I ordered another half but I didn’t hear her repeating the order to me and I just said, “yupp”. I nearly flipped when I saw that HUGE thing coming towards me.

So B drank 1 pint and I drank 1 and a half. Thank god I was still sane or else I’m gonna be so dead when I get home. Hahahas. I had to hide my ubermega fucking red ears la. They were so outstanding pls. Hahahas. So I couldn’t wait up for Xiaozhu to head in before I do ‘cause the alcohol is taking a toll on me and I could only manage to wait till she knock off and then I’m off to dreamland.

I can’t believe I’m talking to Xiaobao about SEX. This is crazy, of all people and I’m talking to her about it. My god, I must be mad. She kept telling me how disgusting Sex is. Hahahs. I felt like I was talking to some kid about it because of her funny response.

I’m going Bugis later on with xiaozhu since its her off day today. Man, I think I will be uber tired since I’m up so early and you know how woman shop. Like what she said, woman shop around even if they don’t intend to buy anything. Good lord, all the best to my legs later. Maybe I should take a nap before meeting her to recharge my energy. Hahahs.

Now I love you, is that okay too?