Crash into you

Does those China arse know what the fuck they are doing?
I was sleeping and suddenly my phone rang.
I was already cursing while half awake.

Me: Hello?

China woman: Hello, ni hao wo shi..Yada Yada (rapping one load of crap to me)

Me: (I was wondering how hao can somebody be when abruptly woken up by some crap) Huh? (I couldn’t catch a word after “wo shi”)

China woman; Hello, hello

Me: Yes? (getting annoyed)

China woman: Dui bu qi wo you mei you da jiao ni?

Me: You, wo zai shui jiao

China woman: Shui jiao ah, na wo ji dian cai zai da lai?

Me: Really, don’t bother.

(hang up on her and sleep)

Note: I don't know if my hanyu pinying makes any sense. It's already my best. LOL

Seriously, I don’t even know why I even bother to entertain her.
Normally people will just hang up immediately.
I must be out of my freaking mind.
At least they should learn how to talk at a normal speed.
Who the fuck can catch whatever they are saying at such insane speed, really.
Now I’m gonna be real careful with calls that flash Private.
It might be some annoying scammer again.

On a separate note,
I’m saving like mad to get a PSP.
But I find it damn hard to save.
All thanks to dinner dates.
They friggin burn a huge hole in my pockets whenever I’m out eating.
Sheesh, no more dinner dates for me till I get my hands on that sleek machine.
I want it real badly)=

When you love somebody
And they break your heart
Don’t give up on love
Have faith, restart
Just hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

When it falls apart
And your feeling lost
All your hope is gone
Don’t forget to hold on, hold on

How the heck can one hold on when the heart is dead?
Enlighten me please.