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Thursday, June 05, 2008 @ 10:56 PM
King among kings
BABY, I'M HOME! Just got home not too long ago and i'm starting to miss Thailand already. Life there is seriously damn fantastic 'cause the stuff there are relatively cheap and it's damn laid back, maybe 'cause they are an hour behind us. The cockroaches there also move slower than ours please. Life is so damn comfortable cos i don't have to move much except to shop and to eat. We have our own personal driver to ferry us around wherever and whenever we want. We don't even have to walk back from the main lobby to our villa cos there are buggy to send us to our doorstep. Really, it's as if we are some king. Food there is mega fucking awesome! Cheap and it's a HUGE portion. Had tons if seafood and local food and obviously their snacks. Their seafood is friggin fresh and sweet, no where in Singapre can you ever taste seafood that is so close to heaven. Their prawns, crab, fish,lobster and shells are mother fucking large. The diameter of their kangkong stem is as big as our 10cent coin. Our kangkong look as if it's starved when place beside theirs. Their local Thai food is so different from those in Thai Express. Food in Thai Express had been altered to cater to our taste. They lack the smell and taste of spice and herbs. Their beef noodles and tom yum soup rocked me upside down. Fucking cannot get enough of it. Burgers in BK is damn neat and BIG. They have a triple whooper and its fucking good. We only have a double whooper la. Fucking unfair. Anyway, their sauce is damn thick and the meat is real juicy and tender. One bite and you're up flying to heaven. Serious, this is how good it is. Upsize and everything, it cos ard SGD 9-10 when our double alr cost us that price. I seriously wanna move over and stay in Thailand. Alrighty, now the girls(= Authentic Thai girls are not that good looking after all. Singaporeans girls can easily beat them hands down. BUT! not their trannies. They are super duper fucking gorgeous! Shut off the fact that they are males with only one hole to fuck and they are awesomez! Really, i was and many others were ogling at them. Their boobies are HUGE! (okay, everything in Thailand is huge) Some flaunt it by, i don't know if you stick or wear nipple tapes, whatever it is, they have absolute nothing to cover it up. It's just dangling for all to see. So obviously i just stare la. Since it's free show, why not right? HAHA! Seriously, its damn smooth and tempting (why i say that? Let you know later) They are really damn mega fucking hot, lotsa people were snapping pictures of them. It's as if they are some famous super star. Those trannies are damn inviting please. They kept gesturing people to take photo with them. But seriously you can feel that they are fakes cos their boobs are kinda hard. Not as soft as the same thing. Yes, i felt it thats why i know. I didn't purposely touch it or anything okay(not that pervy) 'She' pressed her boobs onto my hand. Seriously man, i couldn't move when it happened. It's damn ironic 'cause in Sec school days, touching boobs were normal and it was my uhm, hobby? HAHA! At least i didn't have permission whatsoever to touch those boobies in school. Who in the right mind will let someone touch them freely right? So allowing you to touch them is an entirely different story. I was shell-shocked and i wanted to place another hand to those round boobs. HAHA! Obviously not, i waned but couldn't draw my hand back. Best fake boobs ever. C'mon man, i need to go back there. Their waist are ultra slim please. Most are even slimmer that girls. Actually my main intention was to purchase a hot chick back. But after seeing those trannies, i changed my mind. I wanna purchase them instead. (serious shit) Most of their authentic Thai girls are social escorts to the caucasians. I wonder if those caucasians are blind or what. So dark and ugly also want. Tsk. They should really consider those trannies. HAHA! Girly girl escorts are normal but 'guy' escorts to female caucasians are so weird. First, they are so ugly and short. They don't even come across as guys. Those female caucasians are way taller than them. And its damn hard looking at a fucking good looking lady pair herself up with a not even good looking short butch. And suddenly i wanted to take over the place of those Thai butches. LOL I wanna be an escort to those ladies too(= Lovely partner for a few days is good (no commitment just pure bliss) No difference from a gigolo. HAHAS. There's a huge number of gays and lesbians. All are caucasians. The gays are seriously damn funny and gross. The lesbians are pretty alright. Some are friggin good looking tgt. Next up is shopping. Their malls are big and damn classy. Bought tons of shirts, shoes, bags and accessories. They have social escorts, they also should have guys to help people to carry their shopping bags. HAHA! I hate to carry shopping bags you see. Ah, the security guards are damn funny. They salute to all tourist please. Friggin cool. The elephant trekking is damn cool. Sat there for about an hour and the breeze and scenery is indescribable. elephants are really gentle creatures. Gawd, i could almost fall asleep on it, not for those annoying dragon flies. There were so many of them ard and i always had a heart attack whenever one fly damn closely to me. Thank god, i'm so high up there. Our villa is only a 5-10 mins walk to the beach. It's damn cool, the whole club is situated at the beach itself. Wayyy beautiful. Their service really lived up to its name man. So the beach in the morning and evening when its not so crowded is damn beautiful. While standing there, i suddenly wished that you were beside me. I bet the whole scene would be perfect and breath taking if you were there. Oh yes, their booze is damn cheap. It's like buying coke from cheers. Bet E will love it there man. Drink till she drop dead. But the thing is, the pub is so packed with those caucasians so its not that fun to drink there. Also, there are so many bar top dancers. See till i forgot how to blink man. HAHAHAS! The only thing that i hate abou Thailand is the travelling. The distance from one place to another is mother fucking long. Their near is like 30mins?! I always end up sleeping in the mini van. LoL. The other thing is their tuk tuk(taxi) drivers. Keep yelling to people to take their taxi. So annoying. But i kinda like their taxi name. TUK TUK! Alrighty, thats all for now. I need to sleep. Lord of the sickos |
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