I hope that I can walk out of this in one piece.

Its good to be back here after a major hiatus.
I don't know what made me wanna come back but I just did.
Maybe because I happen to read my older posts and I kind off feel nostalgic.
Whatever, I don't know how long I'd be sick of this place once again.
Soooooooo..

So China..the holy land of spits.
What can I say but to be really cautious of the next step that you're gonna take.
You don't know what you'd accidentally step on man, really I'm serious.
That's how bad it is and they say it was worse in the past.
Fucking sick.

Ok so the flight there was not that awesome.
My plane departs at 1am in the morning, how ungodly can this get.
I've never taken a midnight plane so you can guess how tired I was when i finally board it at around 12 30.
Couldn't sleep in the plane cause I was not used to sitting almost upright to sleep and what makes it worst was that I didn't get the window seat.
So I just had to watch movies after movies.

Started sightseeing around without and sleep.
Seriously, what a way to start a day.
Started to be real grouchy during midday and the other family's kids just had to piss me off.

I'm normally okay with kids but i just forgot what's it like to be around one so that explains my pissed off attitude with them.
The girl is the same age as calista(=
And i swear she reminds me off her in every way.

Anyhow, I've visited many places and I'm lazy to blog about them. HAHA
Just those interesting bits which amounts to probably less than 5.
Here goes..
Their night market is way cooler than out pasa malam(?)
They sell things like sheep penis, worms, scorpion and whats not.
Seriously, who in the right mind will want to eat those.

Their toilets uh, seriously CANNOT MAKE IT.
Super smelly, wet and the best thing is that almost all the doors are faulty.
Can't lock and can peep through.
How to pee in peace like that.

The rural area is the best man.
Fucking alien toilet.
Just one drain which is shared among all the other cubical.
A half door to block whatever and that's it.
You just have to do it, no flush no nothing.

The best part of China.
Booze is way cheaper than carbonated water man.
And ciggs cost only 3 buckeroos!
We can all go there to have fun and be merry all day long.
Why singapore not like that uh, WHY?

Oh yeah the great wall of china almost killed me.
Bloody hell, it's immensely hard to get to the top man.
Such a cooling weather can make me perspire like some dog.
Really, I have to catch my breathe almost every few steps.
Seriously in need of exercise.
And those steps are not ordinary steps I'd tell you.
You have to stretch your leg so bleedy high just to get onto the next.
What the fuck is wrong with those people from the past *%&$$#*&

Alright, so the flight back was shiok.
Except for the fact that a lil girl was kicking my chair too bleedy often.
Wanted to chop off her legs and stuff it down the toilet bowl.
Seriously one annoying kid.

Uhm, i gotta run now.
Meeting the guys so i'll be back to finish this if i feel like it later.

Help me, hold you.